Alexander County Online


Alexander County Online is a feature of Presentations On The Web Professional Web Site Design, Maintenance & Hosting since 2000 BUSINESS DIRECTORY Automotive Beauty/Barber Churches Financial Health Services Lodging Manufacturers Organizations Professional Real Estate Recreation Restaurants Retail Stores Schools Services	Email with comments, suggestions or consultation requests: If you are interested in having a: webpage in the Alexander County Online website or website of your own Presentations On The Web 828-632-6466 Berenda Samples www.presentationsontheweb.com The Alexander County Online Business Directory is a feature of: Berenda Samples - 828-632-6466 ©2000-2011 Presentations On The Web - All Rights Reserved	Add your Business as an advertiser in Alexander County Online! BLOCK ADS 7.50/MONTH WEB PAGES 10.50/MONTH FREE LISTINGS We give each business/organization in Alexander County a free listing with name and phone number as a service to you and our visitors. THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER...I think... those were the days when... An application was for employment... A program was a TV show... A cursor used profanity... A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age... A CD was a bank account... And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage... Not something you did to a file... And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire... Hard drive was a long trip on the road... A mouse pad was where a mouse lived... And a backup happened to your commode! Cut- you did with a pocket knife... Paste- you did with glue... A web was a spider's home... And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper... And the memory in my head... I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash... But when it happens they wish they were dead!